Philosophy 15

People who ask if you are upset with them are the people who know they have done something to upset you and want to find out if you have realized it.

Stupid things people say 5

It is annoying that people (1) think water and cough drops cure asthma, and (2) think they can catch asthma from someone with asthma.

Working with females 11

It feels like I'm a polygamist with about 50-80 wives, and they all want to feel like each is my only wife. It is exhausting interacting with extroverts.

Stupid things employers say 78

An employer telling you to be normal is like telling the mentally challenged to be smart.

Favorite question friday

Favorite question of the day: is your asthma gone today?

Really? I still barely have a voice, and asthma is a permanent condition.

Wesleyan funeral

After having watched all episodes of Six Feet Under, one would think I would have been prepared to attend a third funeral. Walking into the church was like entering a thick fog of emotional Ebola at a Tyler Perry movie.

Amen. Amen. Can I get an amen. Amen. Hallelujah. Amen. That's right. Amen. Preach on. Amen. I know. Amen. Jesus. Amen. Amen.

Question 43 for white people

Question 43 for white people:

Why do you get offended when non-whites are offended by the things you say, such as, "Black people need to get over being black... If you speak Chinese, you must not be American... Μ momma and daddy are turning in the grave with a black man as president... All you Asians look alike with your slinky eyes..."