Ok, Cupid, tell me something...

A dating site emailed me that I have recently been calculated to be in their top half of attractive people on the site.  My "bonus" for being attractive is that the site will start showing me "more attractive" people on the site.  I think that is a fantastic marketing tactic.  She me all of the ugly people you have to keep me interested in the site.  Good thing the site is free.  So if I were ugly, does that mean I'd never be able to see incredibly good looking people?

Highly Pigmented Cosmetics

I have heard good and bad about www.LimeCrimeMakeup.com and Doe Deere.  When my first order arrives, I will test it and blog my discoveries.  I also stumbled upon Sugarpill Cosmetics.  No order has been placed yet.


Rumors have been heard regarding Xenia Vorotova a/k/a Doe Deere and Amy Doan a/k/a Shrinkle.  These mostly far on the side of Shrinkle being nice and Doe Deere engaging in dirty business tactics.  Since I have no first hand experience with either, I can only review and regurgitate what is online.


We are still seeking models for our beauty blog, so please send us your headshots!  To do so, please post a comment to the blog indicating your interest, and we will forward our email address.

Highly Pigmented Cosmetics

I have heard good and bad about www.LimeCrimeMakeup.com and Doe Deere.  When my first order arrives, I will test it and blog my discoveries.  I also stumbled upon Sugarpill Cosmetics.  No order has been placed yet.

Rumors have been heard regarding Xenia Vorotova a/k/a Doe Deere and Amy Doan a/k/a Shrinkle.  These mostly far on the side of Shrinkle being nice and Doe Deere engaging in dirty business tactics.  Since I have no first hand experience with either, I can only review and regurgitate what is online.

We are still seeking models for our beauty blog, so please send us your headshots!  To do so, please post a comment to the blog indicating your interest, and we will forward our email address.

#RandomThoughts #LoveBugs

It must suck being love bugs. They are Siamese twins conjoined at the rear end. One is dominant and dictates when and where they move together as a team. In essence, the lesser one is its b!tch. It would suck doing what someone told me, going where they go, doing what they do, and never having a voice in what happens. Its destiny is in the butt of the other. Sometimes my life is like the lesser love bug.

@VictoriasSecret @FofHollywood #SportsBras

We are told that we should exercise to keep healthy.  Why is it that companies that make bras or sporting goods only make sports bras for A-C cups?  Occasionally one can find a D cup.  Do well endowed women not need support when jogging or intensely training?

Have you tried going to get fitted by a "bra expert?"  I spent many years in the wrong size bras.  I thought picking up and stuffing was normal.  I thought that the bra band raising in the back was normal.  I thought straps not laying flat and falling off my shoulders were normal.  Why? Because Victoria's Secret and Fredericks of Hollywood bra experts kept fitting me improperly.  I have wasted a lot of money over the years on account of purchasing the wrong size bras that the sales staff told me would fit.  I've been told popping out was good, because it made me look bigger.

Bra models have unrealistically shaped breasts for which they have paid.  This is why our bras do not look like they fit us well, and we are deceived into thinking the wrong fitting bras are right.  Breast implanted models fit differently into bras than natural breasted women.  They have two perfect round balls that fit perfectly as in a sling shot.  We have mounds that are not perfectly round and do not fit like the perfect balls into perfect spherical bras.  This is ridiculous.

Bras are supposed to fit with the band flat around the under part of breasts.  The band should not be higher I the back.  The band should not be pinching and accentuating back fat.  The underwire should surround the end of the breast not close to the end.  The straps should lay flat on the shoulders.  If you have a tiny frame, and your bra straps keep sliding off, you can probably go down a band size and up a cup size.  Some women will not believe how big they are, because they are made to believe that their non manufactured breasts are tiny.  Not all breasts are perfectly up front.  Some women have breast mass that fall to the sides.  Try a bigger cup size if you keep having to pick up and stuff!

Lastly, it is pathetic that these companies are not making sports bras to accommodate those of us who are larger than we appear.  It is as if they are telling us to not work out and not care for our health.  We need support.  We need breast health.  Let us start with proper fitting bras.

Adhd

Researchers found specific gene links to ADHD. Well duh! It's not like you can have a little or a lot, and you can't just turn it on or off! It's a b-word to have. When I'm intensely concentrating on being an analyst, saying "hi" may take two seconds of your day. It takes 5-10 of mine. The little man in my head that plugs the program disks in the right places gets confused, has to find the new disk, remember where he left the other one, then put it back. Not fun.

#UrbanDecay Manhunt

Visit the link to decide which hunk should be on Pocket Rockets!

FaceBook: Not Just for Stalkers, Now for Insurance Claims Handlers & Creditors

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/creditors-using-facebook-to-track-down-debts

http://www.autospies.com/news/Social-Sites-Increasingly-Being-Used-To-Judge-Your-Credit-Worthiness-And-Hunt-Down-Bad-Loans-57427/

Be careful what you post and who you add. Things are taken out if context all of the time.

MAC Cosmetics Prolongwear Foundation & Prolongwear Lipstick

It doesn't blend easily. A lot of brushing to blend is required. Once on, it is grainy and does not blend well with my skin. It was layered over Fix+ Spray. The color is great on me. Only the foundation and bronzer for a flawless complexion. It lasted through my nap. The test will be if it survives my gym exploits. We shall see.

Update: survived the gym and a shower. Required an oil based cleanser. Prolongwear lipstick was divine!

Grace Chapman

Pls visit #GraceChapman on IMDB & click the like link on the top right. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3638113/

Superstitions

In China and India, a twitching left eye means opposite things. In one, it is good luck. In another, it is bad luck. If someone is half Indian and Chinese, does that mean the superstitions cancel each other out? Combine that with finding two pennies at the same time, one heads, one tails. What is the universe trying to say?

Tumblr Blog

I'm trying out tumblr. It's easier to post things from my iPhone.

Office Politics

It is not professional to form cliques, punch your manager, snicker endlessly about coworkers who do not have the same personality, or form hate groups to exclude people purposely then claim those excluded are not team players. This is the real world. This is NOT high school. Please stop behaving as if it is kindergarten. That's like so like totally like uncool. By the way, "baby daddy" is NOT a legal term.

Business Attire

6" heels are NOT appropriate for professional or government offices, unless, of course, your profession is prostitution. I'd get in trouble if I posted a real world photo example...

How Allergic are You?

Asked by a restaurant manager. I would say that considering I had mentioned the allgery, I'm allergic enough that I had to mention it. I'm allergic enough that my body has a spontaneous physiological response to the allergen. Duh.

I bin dun be edumacated

If one has a college degree, then there is no excuse for improper grammar or improper use of "like" or "goes." Considering Florida's Gordon Rule, one should have enough practice writing and punctuating! Additionally, we have mandatory speech class requirements.

I bin dun be edumacated

If one has a college degree, then there is no excuse for improper grammar or improper use of "like" or "goes." Considering Florida's Gordon Rule, one should have enough practice writing and punctuating! Additionally, we have mandatory speech class requirements.

Shopping... not so Fun

I ask the sales associate if a blouse is on sale. She said, "No." I said, "It's $41 something in the website." She said she'd check, but she'd need my account information to run it through. I asked, "You can't just scan it and tell me if it's on sale?" She said, "Not without ringing it through."

I left, called another store, and asked if they could tell me the price using the item number. The female checked, never asking for my account information, and confirmed the blouse is in sale.

I called the store I had just left, told them the other store confirmed the price via telephone without ever asking for my account information, and thanked them for a lovely shopping experience.

Shopping... not so Fun

I ask the sales associate if a blouse is on sale. She said, "No." I said, "It's $41 something in the website." She said she'd check, but she'd need my account information to run it through. I asked, "You can't just scan it and tell me if it's on sale?" She said, "Not without ringing it through."

I left, called another store, and asked if they could tell me the price using the item number. The female checked, never asking for my account information, and confirmed the blouse is in sale.

I called the store I had just left, told them the other store confirmed the price via telephone without ever asking for my account information, and thanked them for a lovely shopping experience.

All Pregnant Up & No One to Blow

A friend of a friend called and cried that when she told her boyfriend that she's pregnant, he broke up with her. Hit it and quit it, DUH!

Stupid Virgin

On my way to class, through the parking lot, I heard a girl crying on the phone, "... do you know how gut wrenching this is?... I lost my virginity to you... I waited a long time..." Apparently, he broke up with her. When will females learn that all males want is sex? It's called "hit it and quit it" for a reason. When they get older, they will learn.