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Office Politics

It is not professional to form cliques, punch your manager, snicker endlessly about coworkers who do not have the same personality, or form hate groups to exclude people purposely then claim those excluded are not team players. This is the real world. This is NOT high school. Please stop behaving as if it is kindergarten. That's like so like totally like uncool. By the way, "baby daddy" is NOT a legal term.

Business Attire

6" heels are NOT appropriate for professional or government offices, unless, of course, your profession is prostitution. I'd get in trouble if I posted a real world photo example...

How Allergic are You?

Asked by a restaurant manager. I would say that considering I had mentioned the allgery, I'm allergic enough that I had to mention it. I'm allergic enough that my body has a spontaneous physiological response to the allergen. Duh.

I bin dun be edumacated

If one has a college degree, then there is no excuse for improper grammar or improper use of "like" or "goes." Considering Florida's Gordon Rule, one should have enough practice writing and punctuating! Additionally, we have mandatory speech class requirements.

I bin dun be edumacated

If one has a college degree, then there is no excuse for improper grammar or improper use of "like" or "goes." Considering Florida's Gordon Rule, one should have enough practice writing and punctuating! Additionally, we have mandatory speech class requirements.

Shopping... not so Fun

I ask the sales associate if a blouse is on sale. She said, "No." I said, "It's $41 something in the website." She said she'd check, but she'd need my account information to run it through. I asked, "You can't just scan it and tell me if it's on sale?" She said, "Not without ringing it through."

I left, called another store, and asked if they could tell me the price using the item number. The female checked, never asking for my account information, and confirmed the blouse is in sale.

I called the store I had just left, told them the other store confirmed the price via telephone without ever asking for my account information, and thanked them for a lovely shopping experience.

Shopping... not so Fun

I ask the sales associate if a blouse is on sale. She said, "No." I said, "It's $41 something in the website." She said she'd check, but she'd need my account information to run it through. I asked, "You can't just scan it and tell me if it's on sale?" She said, "Not without ringing it through."

I left, called another store, and asked if they could tell me the price using the item number. The female checked, never asking for my account information, and confirmed the blouse is in sale.

I called the store I had just left, told them the other store confirmed the price via telephone without ever asking for my account information, and thanked them for a lovely shopping experience.

All Pregnant Up & No One to Blow

A friend of a friend called and cried that when she told her boyfriend that she's pregnant, he broke up with her. Hit it and quit it, DUH!

Stupid Virgin

On my way to class, through the parking lot, I heard a girl crying on the phone, "... do you know how gut wrenching this is?... I lost my virginity to you... I waited a long time..." Apparently, he broke up with her. When will females learn that all males want is sex? It's called "hit it and quit it" for a reason. When they get older, they will learn.