Why is it...

Attorneys cannot work or function unless their assistants are in their offices, watching them do their jobs. They do not let their assistants leave their offices to get other work done. Then the attorneys get upset and accuse their assistants of not doing anything all day other than twiddle thumbs. Makes one want to say, "I have been working all day. I brought a document to you. You said to wait everytime I edged for the door while you were twirling your thumbs. About every seven minutes thereafter for over half an hour, you told le not to leave. Then you got upset that I was standing there, because you told me not to leave. You come into my office at the end of the day to ask what I've done all day then accuse me if doing nothing. I've done plenty. I've held your hand, blown your nose, wiped your rear, washed your dishes, made your coffee, ordered your lunch, paid for it and am waiting a month for reimbursement, cleaned your desk, sharpened your pencil, checked and stamped the mail, placated clients who have not received responses from you, and tried to leave your office several times to draft another document you won't read because your too busy playing on the internet and telling me not to leave your office while you essentially pay me to stand and watch you read things, check your phone, and tell me pointless and boring stories about your life this wasting approximately six hours a day not including lunch. Then you have the audacity to ask me why nothing got done. Did it occur to you how much effort goes into making sure you get the right sized ice cubes you requested? That your pencils get sharpened the exact way you wanted? Your paperclips are facing the direction you requested? Your travel arrangements for your personal life was made? Your children's homework was done? So, yes. I accomplished a lot today. I had to babysit you and play office wife, because you are insecure and needy."